Funny comedian quote

"The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with." Marty Feldman

"You can only be young once but you can be immature forever." Dave Barry

"I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don't even invite me." Dave Barry

"You can only be young once but you can be immature forever." Dave Barry

"I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own." Les Dawson