Heights of diplomacy

Heights of diplomacy: Forgetting girlfriend's birthday and later telling her-

" How can I remember your birthday honey when you never look a year older!!"

Diploma

Grandma with a kid on her lap: Sleep DIPLOMA sleep!!

Neighbour: Why are you calling her DIPLOMA??

Grandma: My daughter abroad to college to get a DIPLOMA and brought this!!!

Love versus exam

Love: Lots of thoughts and mind but no guts to express.

Exam:Lots of guts to express but no thoughts and mind